Don't harass anyone you fucks. This is a satirical, exaggerated article. The folks behind a silly card game show are not horrible people I intend to personally destroy. I just don't like ads 🙁 What was originally thought to be a bug caused the…
Don't harass anyone you fucks. This is a satirical, exaggerated article. The folks behind a silly card game show are not horrible people I intend to personally destroy. I just don't like ads 🙁 What was originally thought to be a bug caused the…
Renton, WA - With Final Fantasy officially hitting stores this month, it's time to immediately dive into spoiler season for future product launches! And what could satiate a shareholder's unquenchable thirst for profit more than us speculating wildly about an entirely new card frame and mechanic from the upcoming Edge of Eternities…
Midgar, Gaia - Tensions grew across the multiverse today as President Shinra the ruling Shinra Electric Power Company issued a surprise 145% tariff on Magic: the Gathering booster packs. This unpredicted tax draws Gaia into the ongoing multiverse trade standoff in a way that this reporter can only describe as…
In a surprise collab you didn't know you needed, Dungeons & Dragons has released a new Therapy Edition in partnership with BetterHelp. This new "never-ending campaign" costs $250 per session and allows players to explore the dark depths of their personal trauma. In a sneak preview, this reporter was able to see…
Renton, WA - Just weeks after promising no more non-emergency Commander bans this year, Wizards of the Coast announced today that Dockside Chef has been banned retroactive to September 23, 2024. New WotC press secretary Karoline Banitt released a brief statement on the banning:…
Jeff continues the set review season with a look at the enemy two-colored cards from Tarkir: Dragonstorm and Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander.
Jeff interviews Ffej Netrig, CPA and soon-to-be-felon about some light financial crimes he did on behalf of his client.
Once in a while, Wizards of the Coast teases something so wild that they have to keep us in the dark about it, like Secret Lair x [REDACTED].
Nearly a dozen fans of Final Fantasy and Magic: The Gathering were seen protesting outside of the headquarters of Square Enix this morning.
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff's brewed a deck that thrives by placing -1/-1 counters on its own creatures. Why? Come find out!
In this new series, Jeff Girten takes a look at adapting existing decks to the new Commander Brackets starting with the Upgraded Bracket.
Do you want to work for Wizards of the Coast? Do you want to have a say in Secret Lair development? Now's your chance!
On the latest episode of Plot Twist, Jeff's redesigned his personal cycling-reanimator deck around Hashaton, Scarab's Fist. How bad could it be?
Wizards of the Coast's revenue for Q4 2024 declined compared to 2023; this has also affected the full year's revenue growth rate for Hasbro.
Blink and you'll miss this week's twisty brew featuring Ketramose, the New Dawn and tons of repeatable exile effects!
Wizards of the Coast put out an open call for artwork portfolios, seeking artists interested in creating for Magic and D&D. Will you submit?
The open position is focused on leading a Universes Beyond "narrative team" as the guest IP sets are poised to take a bigger role in Magic.
"This week's Plot Twist decklist is simply enchanting" - every aristocrat ever. See what weird old auras Jeff is sacrificing!
This week, Jeff's really mad at all creatures without flying. So he founded the Anti-Non-Flying Creature Club and brewed up a list!
A Magic mystery was solved when Wizards of the Coast put out an article explaining the "Chaos Vault" initiative for Secret Lair.
Welcome back to Plot Twist, the series where we build a Commander deck that looks like it'll tell one kind of story only to throw out a twist for our opponents mid-game. If you're joining us for the first time, welcome! I'd encourage you to check out the previous…
On this week's edition of Plot Twist, Jeff builds a colorless reanimator deck helmed my notorious scourge: Emrakul, the Promised End
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff's turning all his lands into creatures and risking it for the biscuit with Black Panther, Wakandan King.
Get your claws out with this Wolverine, Best There Is Commander deck tech from Jeff Girten in the latest Plot Twist!
The card has drawn criticism for being overpowered. Senior staff in R&D were told it was fine by Playtesting, but they were all of them deceived.
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff builds a Rakdos dredge-voltron deck to supercharge Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate.
This week on Plot Twist we're brewing a five-color mono-black theft deck? That's right, things are getting real weird with Rev, Tithe Extractor!
Our reporter Nick Wolf sat down for a chat with Magic's Head Designer Mark Rosewater at MagicCon Vegas. Come see what they discussed.
