"Ever since that tragic day in the alley behind the opera house, I've done everything in my power to ensure the winged rats will never feel safe again."
"Ever since that tragic day in the alley behind the opera house, I've done everything in my power to ensure the winged rats will never feel safe again."
"The site told me to talk to my babushka and I realized the bottomless hole in my heart "will never be filled with cardboard, only homemade cookies."
Waste products covered in Magic art are clogging the country, what does Wizard of The Coast have to say about it?
As Orcish Bowmasters dominates every format it's legal in, controversy has erupted and NBC wants a taste of that morally dubious pie.
"I just don't want everyone else looking at me and thinking I'm weird." buzzed Uneasy Sliver through the great hum.
“You wanted me on turn one? Yeah I wanted you to wash your goddamn hands before touching me. Life is full of disappointments."
Yeah, yeah, Razaketh is really exciting and we're all looking forward to Commander Masters, but have you seen this photo of Jason Alt?
Commander at its core is a casual format in the same vein that life is a casual format where trying to assign true purpose to any idea is a futile gesture.
In a calamity that rivals the eruption of Pompeii, a Magic: The Gathering artist poured their heart and soul into a gorgeous creation, only for Wizards of the Coast to assign said art to an underwhelming, rehashed Overrun that nobody cares about.
Charlie Bucket, meet Timmy Took. The One Of One and Only Ring has finally been opened and traded up into a playable staple that will leave you smiling at the economic knowledge of the newest generation of Magic player.
Wizards of the Coast made waves when they sent Khamûl The Easterling armed with an ancient ring of power after a small child who opened a pack.
Wizards of the Coast will now sell shares of a new retro-framed, foil variant of the original stock that’s recently been downgraded.
Local Magic fan Andre Craft is hoping tonight’s trivia will include questions about the one topic he’s familiar with.
Paul Perjuns-Tart discusses the importance of basing decisions on spite and targeting the opponent with the stupidest face.
