Renton, WA - With Final Fantasy officially hitting stores this month, it's time to immediately dive into spoiler season for future product launches! And what could satiate a shareholder's unquenchable thirst for profit more than us speculating wildly about an entirely new card frame and mechanic from the upcoming Edge of Eternities…
Midgar, Gaia - Tensions grew across the multiverse today as President Shinra the ruling Shinra Electric Power Company issued a surprise 145% tariff on Magic: the Gathering booster packs. This unpredicted tax draws Gaia into the ongoing multiverse trade standoff in a way that this reporter can only describe as…
With wedding season and tariff season coming at the same time this year, brides, grooms, and bride-grooms all over the United States are feeling added strain on their wedding budgets. Our newly self-proclaimed Style Section writer Jeff Girten sat down with a soon-to-be-bride, "Jenny," to discuss how she's getting clever…
Denver, CO - Dungeons & Dragons has seen a tremendous surge in popularity over the past five years. Going from an activity groups of nerds did huddled in their mother's basement to something groups of nerds do at game stores, bars, and apparently even in sold-out arenas all over the world…
In a surprise collab you didn't know you needed, Dungeons & Dragons has released a new Therapy Edition in partnership with BetterHelp. This new "never-ending campaign" costs $250 per session and allows players to explore the dark depths of their personal trauma. In a sneak preview, this reporter was able to see…
Renton, WA - Just weeks after promising no more non-emergency Commander bans this year, Wizards of the Coast announced today that Dockside Chef has been banned retroactive to September 23, 2024. New WotC press secretary Karoline Banitt released a brief statement on the banning:…
Self-proclaimed financial genius Ffej Netrig is certain he's identified a way to consistently outperform the stock market: something he's calling his "Warhammer 401k." That's right, Mr. Netrig has invested all $2,300 of his life savings into wargame miniatures. "With all this turmoil rocking the stock market every day, I tell…
Jeff continues the set review season with a look at the enemy two-colored cards from Tarkir: Dragonstorm and Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander.
Jeff interviews Ffej Netrig, CPA and soon-to-be-felon about some light financial crimes he did on behalf of his client.
Nearly a dozen fans of Final Fantasy and Magic: The Gathering were seen protesting outside of the headquarters of Square Enix this morning.
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff's brewed a deck that thrives by placing -1/-1 counters on its own creatures. Why? Come find out!
In this new series, Jeff Girten takes a look at adapting existing decks to the new Commander Brackets starting with the Upgraded Bracket.
On the latest episode of Plot Twist, Jeff's redesigned his personal cycling-reanimator deck around Hashaton, Scarab's Fist. How bad could it be?
Blink and you'll miss this week's twisty brew featuring Ketramose, the New Dawn and tons of repeatable exile effects!
"This week's Plot Twist decklist is simply enchanting" - every aristocrat ever. See what weird old auras Jeff is sacrificing!
This week, Jeff's really mad at all creatures without flying. So he founded the Anti-Non-Flying Creature Club and brewed up a list!
Welcome back to Plot Twist, the series where we build a Commander deck that looks like it'll tell one kind of story only to throw out a twist for our opponents mid-game. If you're joining us for the first time, welcome! I'd encourage you to check out the previous…
On this week's edition of Plot Twist, Jeff builds a colorless reanimator deck helmed my notorious scourge: Emrakul, the Promised End
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff's turning all his lands into creatures and risking it for the biscuit with Black Panther, Wakandan King.
Get your claws out with this Wolverine, Best There Is Commander deck tech from Jeff Girten in the latest Plot Twist!
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff builds a Rakdos dredge-voltron deck to supercharge Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate.
This week on Plot Twist we're brewing a five-color mono-black theft deck? That's right, things are getting real weird with Rev, Tithe Extractor!
This week, Jeff's twisting up a weird Naya deck that loves Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth; Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle; and Emeria, the Sky Ruin!
This week's Plot Twist involves Templar Knights. How is Jeff going to surprise our opponents with a deck filled with copies of the same card?
This week Jeff built a Nashi, Searcher in the Dark with the idea that EVERY card in the deck should be a legend or enchantment!
Jeff is at it again this week on Plot Twist with a The Swarmweaver deck that turns all of its creatures into artifact insects and cheat on delirium!
This week on Plot Twist, Jeff tells the story of his signature Wild Pair deck with Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder and Ikra Shidiqi, the Usurper.
This week on Plot Twist, things are getting mad! Jeff's brewed a Mr. Foxglove deck that wants to discard cards for value before recasting them.
